2008/09/29

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Who is the sexiest team in the NBA? Is He Weird?

Sexiest NBA Free Agent: Matt Bonner: La Pelirroja

Sexiest team (Preseason)? I vote New Orleans Hornets:

Mo Peterson: Grainy Sexy

Chris Paul: I can imagine when he was at Wake Forest, many a college fan thought of CP3 too have an ego to this effect.
Cockknocking aside, Paul has that dedicated Christian fire that all fairweather fans can rally behind.

Tyson Chandler: Dominicano for life methinks

David West: Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (That's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but crude (Gimme a break!)
Michaelangelo is a party dude (Party!)

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Hilton Armstrong: Land Before Time Sexy


Devin Brown: Pharaoh Sexy


Rasual Butler: La Salle Explorer Sexy


Melvin Ely: B-Movie Star Sexy


Mike James: Just Happy to be here Sexy


Sean Marks: Sexiest man alive Sexy


Peja Stojakovic: Vlade's sexy dance partner


Julian Wright: Blessed by the Good Lord Sexy


There you have it
A rational explanation for how to correctly cheer for your hometown team if you're from the greater Gulf Area; unless you like the Rockets, Spurs, Magic, Heat, and/or the Memphis Grizzlies. Unfortunately only one can team can hold down the honor of sexiest team in the NBA.

Poooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww

John Bennum

TPW-TBJM

Big ups to JB

Met's Season in a parallel dimension; another time

WheeeOOOOO