2009/04/26

Dearth of Big Men in the Draft

Who is Blake Griffin?

He is good at dunking with tremendous ferocity, not unlike a feral hamster in heat on the fourth of july.

Who is Ricky Rubio?

He had a turnover in the closing minute of his team DKV Joventut's 3 point win over Gran Canarias while they were down 2 and they still won!

Who is Steven Curry?

He goes to the same school as the girl whose skull you could see through while she was giving you brain.

Who is James Harden?

Who are you?