Whose THE LAST GUY ON the End of Your Bench?: Phoenix Suns

Yes, it's prisoner christmas for our good friend Jason Richardson, the forgotten former slam-dunk champ Sun who everyone thinks is in his supposed NBA prime (the right combination of physical maturation, explosiveness and metaphysical understanding of the 94 foot NBA game).

Everyone's fucking afraid of this watered down NBA disappointing us all; Steve Nash is old as fuck. Grant Hill drinks sprite?

Oh, shit.

Whose holding it down with Alvin Gentry?

The ever so mysterious John Shumate. No, not Tiger Shulman.
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Dude played 5 NBA seasons, coached in the WNBA recently and is alumni of South Bend's most famous institution of higher learning.

Rejoice.