2009/07/11

ROCKWELL

WHOSE THE LAST GUY ON the End of Your Bench?: Utah JAzz

I am worried about this. Am I like the crowd at a David Cross show in Little Rock, AK? I hope not, who knows though, I do have this ogreish tendency when the music's off and the lighting's bad and the beer's shitty, and bottled.

There is a trade going on?!?!?! No speculation.

What about a guy whose name is Scott Layden. Sound familiar!?!? A high-character guy on a winning team somewhere, sometime probably 1980's heyday greatness, what is it?!?!? Oh that's right, wrong. He was this guy: Prior to working with NBA TV, Layden spent four and a half years as President and General Manager of the Knicks. During his tenure the Knicks made the playoffs twice, advancing to the Eastern Conference Finals in 2000. Prior to his stint with the Knicks, Layden spent 18 years with the Jazz, establishing a reputation as one of the game's most astute judges of talent and an instrumental figure in the Jazz' perennial success.

NOTED ALUMNI OF ST. FRANCIS (PA) include CHarles Schwab (is he the fat guy with the beard who has the most labyrinth-laden sports guessing game on tv? Wait, no that's Howie..., Kevin Porter the Craig Ehlo circa 1988 of record number of assists in one game that Scott Skiles stakes his claim to fame on (he's an OIL MAN I TELL YOU!)

DAMN, some website called the sports hernia did this intriguing photoshop job.

Imipolex Aesthetic

WHOSE THE LAST GUY ON the End of Your Bench?: Chicago Bulls

AMERICA! SAUSAGE! POLISH SAUSAGE! BEER!

Pause for indigestion related burping. Tap three times on the clavicle bone, feel the heat of 10,000 EBOLA PIGS.

So, what about the Toros, I mean Bulls, fuck this transition back to MErica; I gots to stick to the Spangleesh for a little while, eso es lo qué es.

SO lookout for MIKE WILHELM!!!!!!!!



prior to joining the Bulls, Mike spent the 2001-02 season as an advance scout for the Denver Nuggets … first entered the NBA with the Cleveland Cavaliers during the 1993-94 season as the team’s assistant video coordinator … Wilhelm became the head video coordinator in 1996, a position he held until 1999 when he became the team’s advance scout … also served as assistant coach for the WNBA’s Cleveland Rockers from 1997 through the 1999 season, winning the Eastern Conference Championship with the Rockers in 1998 … coaching career began in Sweden’s professional league, where he directed the Sundsvall Dragons for two seasons from 1990-92 … enjoys conducting basketball and coaches clinics in Scandinavia during the off season … worked the NBA’s Basketball Without Borders in China in 2006 …

BOLD, COMPELLING. HEAD VIDEO COORDINATOR

Neoclassical fascism

THIS IS A GREAT IDEA FOR A BLOG: 100 ARTISTS YOUR SHOULD KNOW; TASTEMAKERS ROASTED CHOICE BLEND.


Jacques-Louis David was the greatest representative of the Neo-Classical style. After the French Revolution seized control of France from the aristocrats, dainty, Frivolous Rococo gave way to a new austere Republican style. David was active in the French Revolution and a supporter of Napoleon. Determined to portray his political beliefs in art, David painted in an "Empire style." David's most famous painting, The Death of Marat, was called the Pieta of the Revolution, after images of the dead Jesus. The revolutionary Marat was killed in the bathtub by an assailant who gained entry to his house with a purported list of enemies of the Republic.

DEATH OF MARAT! THE GREAT MARTYR OF THE REVOLUTION! THE LEN BIAS! THE PISTOL PETE! THE BRISTOL, CT. Paranoia blues!

Tom Verlaine! Dreamboat

RALSTON BUFFALO

LOOK AT HIS HANDS!

HEROIN

100 times stronger than morphine?



Must have a great saxomophone section.