John Stewart makes a face

That one will not soon forget.

I think I'm gonna bleach my hair when it gets to shoulder length and learn to dance like Axl Rose.

Manic Depressive Sword Crossing Apoplectic Simulacrum Blues

I was trying to manage
my expectations
erstwhile some sage
sent invitations
for a masquerade

Cool hands, lukewarm
giblet gravy boat
gelatinous form
forms a quick coat
on my dinner plate

You fucking turkeys
you fucking swine

God Bless
the dressed
to impress

To hell with
the divine

Morrissey - Everyday Is Like Sunday
Cargado por gelg

Phucket

Andy Williams sure could belt out a tune, but Audrey Hepburn was FABULOUS.



Who doesn't like the shit that Henry Mancini (and his orchestra) put together over the years? What buttfucking snot nosed band kid didn't play some mediocre rendition of "Theme from the Pink Panther"? (This one sure as hell did)

Today, when explaining Princeton, New Jersey to a classroom of fifth graders, the first question to get the ball rolling was, "Do you worry often about shark attacks?" Incredible.

The big plan to get "free condoms" distributed by tomorrow has fallen flat on its fat face. So, bear with me while I figure out if anything I've been working on will ever in fact be released.



What a moron fuck drunk weekend it was, thanks for being my friend y'alls.

the end of an op-ed era discusses the dawning of a political one

This is William Kristol's last column.

Foreshadowing to more Doug Glanville perhaps...