THAT DAMN VAN CUZO KID!

Frank, we have a problem on this street. This used to be a good neighborhood, you see. Something has changed, I don't feel safe anymore. I thought people valued things like family and hard work, but I look around, and all I see are fucking babies everywhere, and nobody taking the fuck care of 'em. Not a one! Not a fucking one! We start crying out about this and that and this and that. The worst part, is that I see myself amongst them, more and more; the wide-eyed, easily scared type, like deer in the fucking headlights Frank! So, I give every one of 'em dopplegangers a greek nickname, or epithet, call it what you will. One time comes running this one girl "Dara, the Innocuous", I swear she was misshapen in a way that made her look like a faucet.