Beep Beep
Who's got the keys to my jeep?
Vroom Vroom
Sometimes a record hits home for no reason at all, for better and often for worse; treat the Macarena like the Alamo, never forget the asinine group dancing. When I first heard The Good Life's Album of the Year I was immediately hooked, and I was perfectly happy with my girlfriend of the time to boot. Repeated (excessive, daily) listening drove me slightly mad and to the single life; I was so absorbed by the themes of alcoholism, loss and the midwest that I actually was compelled to lead my life in a similar fashion. Call me pathetic, call me what you will. So it is with a great pain in my heart that I reveal the album that started a movement in my head that will just not slow down no matter how stoned I get in rebellion of my formerly alcoholic self.
Album of the Year
In other news:
The Phillies are going to the first round of the playoffs, and then they will lose to whoever the hell they are playing.
The capital of Cambodia ain't got shit on the Baton Twirl.
Dunking outdoors by yourself in your hometown is pathetic after years of hyping oneself of.
2008/07/21
Walking by the River
The elevator at 150 W. 58th street is remarkably fast. Up on the 30th floor one can find the austere Spanish consulate general that reminded me of the Department of Motor Vehicles, but with a nice view.
Stay tuned for some Band of Bees, Neil Young, Little Feat, and some Chris Brown (maybe) all this week. Also, don't throw beer bottles after chugging them, nobody ever wins in that situation.
Long story short
Baseball is having an interesting year
The NBA off season is full of intrigue and bad signings by the NJ Nets
The Boston Celtics might be better this upcoming season if Tony Allen and J.R. Giddens start smoking out of the same ROOR bong
The Golden State Warriors are in big trouble
The LA Clippers are going to win just enough games to disappoint Bill Simmons
The LA Lakers will dub Andrew Bynum, "Baby Bitch", because of his obsession with chocolate and cheese
Goldschlager will jockey for position with Jaeger in the pools of vomit I leave all over my quiet neighborhood
Philadelphia might show the world the genius that is Ed Stefanski
Bald GM's continue their coup of building successful NBA rosters around talented players whose skills can be placed in to the coaches system, implying they find coaches that have proven system that can work with particular pieces. In a desperate attempt to stay current, Danny Ainge calls up Dan Akroyd and borrows his skin cap from "Coneheads".
When Carmelo Anthony hits the trading block for pennies on the dollar, will he finally team up with Lebron James to form the postmodern Bulls squad we've all been waiting for? Maybe Denver should defrost the formerly rotting corpse of Gerry Mcnamara and get him to show Carmelo what it means to love the game again.
Earl Boykins can bench press a lot of weight, they say.
Stay tuned for some Band of Bees, Neil Young, Little Feat, and some Chris Brown (maybe) all this week. Also, don't throw beer bottles after chugging them, nobody ever wins in that situation.
Long story short
Baseball is having an interesting year
The NBA off season is full of intrigue and bad signings by the NJ Nets
The Boston Celtics might be better this upcoming season if Tony Allen and J.R. Giddens start smoking out of the same ROOR bong
The Golden State Warriors are in big trouble
The LA Clippers are going to win just enough games to disappoint Bill Simmons
The LA Lakers will dub Andrew Bynum, "Baby Bitch", because of his obsession with chocolate and cheese
Goldschlager will jockey for position with Jaeger in the pools of vomit I leave all over my quiet neighborhood
Philadelphia might show the world the genius that is Ed Stefanski
Bald GM's continue their coup of building successful NBA rosters around talented players whose skills can be placed in to the coaches system, implying they find coaches that have proven system that can work with particular pieces. In a desperate attempt to stay current, Danny Ainge calls up Dan Akroyd and borrows his skin cap from "Coneheads".
When Carmelo Anthony hits the trading block for pennies on the dollar, will he finally team up with Lebron James to form the postmodern Bulls squad we've all been waiting for? Maybe Denver should defrost the formerly rotting corpse of Gerry Mcnamara and get him to show Carmelo what it means to love the game again.
Earl Boykins can bench press a lot of weight, they say.
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