Walking by the River

The elevator at 150 W. 58th street is remarkably fast. Up on the 30th floor one can find the austere Spanish consulate general that reminded me of the Department of Motor Vehicles, but with a nice view.

Stay tuned for some Band of Bees, Neil Young, Little Feat, and some Chris Brown (maybe) all this week. Also, don't throw beer bottles after chugging them, nobody ever wins in that situation.

Long story short

Baseball is having an interesting year
The NBA off season is full of intrigue and bad signings by the NJ Nets
The Boston Celtics might be better this upcoming season if Tony Allen and J.R. Giddens start smoking out of the same ROOR bong
The Golden State Warriors are in big trouble
The LA Clippers are going to win just enough games to disappoint Bill Simmons
The LA Lakers will dub Andrew Bynum, "Baby Bitch", because of his obsession with chocolate and cheese
Goldschlager will jockey for position with Jaeger in the pools of vomit I leave all over my quiet neighborhood
Philadelphia might show the world the genius that is Ed Stefanski
Bald GM's continue their coup of building successful NBA rosters around talented players whose skills can be placed in to the coaches system, implying they find coaches that have proven system that can work with particular pieces. In a desperate attempt to stay current, Danny Ainge calls up Dan Akroyd and borrows his skin cap from "Coneheads".
When Carmelo Anthony hits the trading block for pennies on the dollar, will he finally team up with Lebron James to form the postmodern Bulls squad we've all been waiting for? Maybe Denver should defrost the formerly rotting corpse of Gerry Mcnamara and get him to show Carmelo what it means to love the game again.
Earl Boykins can bench press a lot of weight, they say.