It's OVER

The Los Angeles Lakers are your 2009 NBA champions.

The Magic redeemed their 1994 squad that got swept by the dream shake and other such tools of the trade, by winning a single game.

My preseason predictions didn't tell us much of anything, other than predicting Al Harrington to the Knicks (nice) and putting Joakim Noah's somewhat suspect street cred/douchebag duality in to its proper CEntral New Jersey Prep School context.

So of course everyone shows Shaquille O'neal's twitter; this finals is somehow all about him. And the Cleveland trade talks? BOOOOOORING!!!!!

Don't let hipsters get you down guys.