2009/07/10

Whose The Last Guy on the End of Your Bench?: New Jersey Nets


Kendall Gill is a boxer? Jamaal Magloire smokes weed? Ed O'Bannon sells cars(Wow, those fuckers at deadspin are organized...)? Jason Kidd's kids are unequivocally scary (This makes me a bad person)? YEs, I too am still coming to terms with my inability to perform sporting activities at any satisfactory level; it's pretty embarrassing. When I see all the deadspin articles about baseball players who are on the dl for mental problems, I think it's not suprising, but obviously it's in the best financial interest of a team to keep their original 25 man roster together; call-ups mean big bucks for these guys (the contract is full of random incentives, this is how agents spin the game of the player gaining traction over the owners (A real AMERICAN dynamic if there ever was one.)

So the nets have some pieces; namely Keyon Dooling, aka Al Thornton before Al Thornton was dropping buckets for a non-contender, non-also ran embarrassment. Does Vince Carter take his culture of winning with him to Orlando? HA!

Anyways, Lawrence Frank is the least intimidating coach I've ever seen sweat in a suit. It's all about his lieutenants in this gang world tho, so get to know Roy Rogers, that is if you forgot about the guy who got picked 6 spots after Kobe Bryant, of course you did.


Selected 22nd overall in the 1996 NBA Draft out of the University of Alabama, Rogers spent three years in the NBA. In 137 career games with four teams (Vancouver, Boston, Toronto and Denver), Rogers averaged 4.8 points and 3.5 rebounds. Rogers also played four seasons (2000-04) of professional basketball internationally, in Russia, Italy, Greece and Poland.

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