Nixon fixed his coat, and Groening poured it down your throat, middle name game, like Rob Smigel and the ex-presidents brilliant reanimation of Checkers, the first hound of the 1970's for a little while.
2009/06/18
BLOG AWFUL SELF PROMOTION ONE MAN BAND FANSTAND GRANDIOSE TOMFOOLERY TOM SELLECK IN A LEXUS WITH TEXAS LICENSE PLATES WITH TINY ENGRAVED QUOTES FROM Y
WIKIPEDIA WRECKING CREW
BLOG AWFUL SELF PROMOTION ONE MAN BAND FANSTAND GRANDIOSE TOMFOOLERY TOM SELLECK IN A LEXUS WITH TEXAS LICENSE PLATES WITH TINY ENGRAVED QUOTES FROM YEATS, "THE WORLD IS TOO MUCH WITH US" (He was a fascist).
BLOG AWFUL SELF PROMOTION ONE MAN BAND FANSTAND GRANDIOSE TOMFOOLERY TOM SELLECK IN A LEXUS WITH TEXAS LICENSE PLATES WITH TINY ENGRAVED QUOTES FROM YEATS, "THE WORLD IS TOO MUCH WITH US" (He was a fascist).
Oh LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA MANNY RAMIREZ STORY BEHIND THE STORY DATELINE CNN NEWSWEEK TABITHA CHRIS CONNELY PRINCETON NEW JERSEY
Well, you can read about the 'wrecking crew' that Phil Spector employed to weave the magic he left the world before finally getting locked up for being a fascist (this is the least surprising aspect of ANY successful post-war american they will tell you in some analysis at a left-wing think tank ran by mustachioed gay-rights champions), whatever you wanna call it, or you can watch this video OR READ below for the most important aspects of it that you will probably hear me screaming the next time I'm in LA on a crime spree.
Jai Alais (Highlights for fake mexicans)
YES LA, THAT WAS ME TOO! (SLUM VILL NBA REFERENCE comes shortly later)
Jai Alais (Highlights for fake mexicans)
YES LA, THAT WAS ME TOO! (SLUM VILL NBA REFERENCE comes shortly later)
2009/06/17
electric vibraphone
Hand Drums are a fun game for the mentally ill.
Hilltop field was witness to some all-timers man.
Trumpets blare fanfare means it's time.
Thyme in my parsley jar means no respect.
Damn kids
Stealing my sweet premium wine, my yuengling lager, SLICK RICK on a mos def track?!
Oh, it's just a beat from the BEAT KONDUCTA series...
Work soon, job's great. I'm always early and I don't care.
Hilltop field was witness to some all-timers man.
Trumpets blare fanfare means it's time.
Thyme in my parsley jar means no respect.
Damn kids
Stealing my sweet premium wine, my yuengling lager, SLICK RICK on a mos def track?!
Oh, it's just a beat from the BEAT KONDUCTA series...
Work soon, job's great. I'm always early and I don't care.
2009/06/16
2009/06/15
It's OVER
The Los Angeles Lakers are your 2009 NBA champions.
The Magic redeemed their 1994 squad that got swept by the dream shake and other such tools of the trade, by winning a single game.
My preseason predictions didn't tell us much of anything, other than predicting Al Harrington to the Knicks (nice) and putting Joakim Noah's somewhat suspect street cred/douchebag duality in to its proper CEntral New Jersey Prep School context.
So of course everyone shows Shaquille O'neal's twitter; this finals is somehow all about him. And the Cleveland trade talks? BOOOOOORING!!!!!
Don't let hipsters get you down guys.
The Magic redeemed their 1994 squad that got swept by the dream shake and other such tools of the trade, by winning a single game.
My preseason predictions didn't tell us much of anything, other than predicting Al Harrington to the Knicks (nice) and putting Joakim Noah's somewhat suspect street cred/douchebag duality in to its proper CEntral New Jersey Prep School context.
So of course everyone shows Shaquille O'neal's twitter; this finals is somehow all about him. And the Cleveland trade talks? BOOOOOORING!!!!!
Don't let hipsters get you down guys.
2009/06/14
Tweet Stuff
So ESPN has a big front page thing on what NBA players are tweeting; it suspiciously reminds me of what Bethlehem Shoals was doing at the baseline for some time now. When reached for comment freedarko said:
STRAIGHT FROM THE MOTHERFUCKIN' CASSETTE
So, I am trying to make the music, yes? New stuff to come soon.
Döner Kebap.
That's a tough one. Baseline wasn't the first place to spotlight player twits, but we certainly curated them harder, and with more of a distinct sensibility, than places that just looked for news-worthy stuff or JOKEZ. THis is somewhere between the two, no?
STRAIGHT FROM THE MOTHERFUCKIN' CASSETTE
So, I am trying to make the music, yes? New stuff to come soon.
Döner Kebap.
2009/06/13
evil software!
AUTO TUNE IS DEAD!!!! AUTO TUNE IS DEAD!!!! Here's the software fungus that grows along side.
fanboy's fantastic damage book report format was rejected on the basis of paragraphs prone to rambling rapid free verse in free time. No particular scheme for rhyme, with 4/4/7/4 rythmic pulsing; the 7/4 measure feeling like a musical RIVER PLAT jersey.
fanboy's fantastic damage book report format was rejected on the basis of paragraphs prone to rambling rapid free verse in free time. No particular scheme for rhyme, with 4/4/7/4 rythmic pulsing; the 7/4 measure feeling like a musical RIVER PLAT jersey.
Immanuel Kant
blogging is FASCINATING.
Someone once told me that the aformentioned Kant was a disbeliever in his maxims and imperatives late in life; calling out for dionysus and the likes, the need for travel, for experience, while your soul may live within you, it's not big deal till you can get along with other people and their various amazing lives.
The best blogs are giving it away as long as they can.
Someone once told me that the aformentioned Kant was a disbeliever in his maxims and imperatives late in life; calling out for dionysus and the likes, the need for travel, for experience, while your soul may live within you, it's not big deal till you can get along with other people and their various amazing lives.
The best blogs are giving it away as long as they can.
2009/06/12
2009/06/11
J PHOENIX
HE USES COLBERTS TACTICS IN REVERSE: HE GETS HIS OWN MUSIC PROGRAM/TALK SHOW WHENEVER HE INTERVIEWS, like J-Wex, I think.
TNT
TOrtoise are opening my eyes, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, prying those shutters
back in to two pieces
that was the piece of shit
task assigned to my brain
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS AND JOAQUIN PHOENIX ARE IN THIS TOGETHER!
ZG
Clone baritone orchestra
on loan from the man
himself, the slo-mo
mover and shaker
shimmies on down
just to let you know
he cares!
Well, prying those shutters
back in to two pieces
that was the piece of shit
task assigned to my brain
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS AND JOAQUIN PHOENIX ARE IN THIS TOGETHER!
ZG
Clone baritone orchestra
on loan from the man
himself, the slo-mo
mover and shaker
shimmies on down
just to let you know
he cares!
sometimes
music is not the best thing to go with video of James Worthy throwing down TREMENDOUS dunks
2009/06/10
Mudslide!
Yeah, Mudslide is fucking nice. I challenge anyone who claims to be telling their soul on record to deny the honesty on display, it's brave.
Dr. Dooom is, period.
Dr. Dooom is, period.
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